Friday, February 26, 2010


jemanjiman: did you actually bread the chicken?
damonkeyisonfire: nah i had frozen chicken patties in the freezer hahaha
damonkeyisonfire: hence why it was pretty ghetto
damonkeyisonfire: and i didnt really have cheese so i just put a slice of white american cheese on it
damonkeyisonfire: but man it was still good lol
jemanjiman: NICE lol that's amazing
jemanjiman: sounds like you made do
damonkeyisonfire: totally
damonkeyisonfire: i was about to make a blog post about it, it's so exciting
jemanjiman: lol do it!

So if you know anything about me, it's that I love chicken parm. And Xbox360, but that's irrelevant. If you also haven't heard, I can't cook FOR SHIT. Or so I thought; if I've learned anything from going to college, it's that I can, in fact, make a meal... and there are a dozen brilliant ways to use Spam and canned tuna, just not together.

So here I have some frozen chicken patties, a slice of white american cheese, some angel hair pasta from Stop N Shop, and some awesome Classico pasta sauce. For someone who once burned Easy Mac her freshman year of college (it was a rough day, ok), I've come quite a ways. Check out this legit looking chicken parm eh.


... Helps that I'm not a picky eater, as in, I like airplane food... No, but seriously, I've built up quite an impressive arsenal of foods I can "make," not that anyone would ever call me up to cook for their next dinner party, but hey, I make awesome fried rice and some bitchin' omelettes. I also grill a pretty mean steak, but that's more of a passion than anything... HAHA.

And what does this have to do with art? ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.


.morgan. said...

Looks good to me! :D

jemanjiman said...

hahaha NICE! happy you made this an actual post, and I'm surprised you threw our little conversation in as well haha. and I'm with Morgan, that looks good to me!

Ashwara said...

Ha ha ha, awesome! Reminds me of this journal I wrote about making noodles: