GET IT HERE!
HOLY SHIZ MY IPHONE GAME IS OUT NOW
99¢ won't get you much these days, aside from a bag of delicious Jalapeno & Cheddar chips or a tall can of Arizona Iced Tea... which are actually both awesome ways to spend that spare change... but those options aside, your next best bet is to buy a copy of my game!
What my game offers:
- dinosaurs. everyone loves dinosaurs.
- easy gameplay. if you have fingers, you can play. that's what she said.
- i made all the art! wait, i don't know if that's a selling point.
- you can play it while pooping! AWESOME
You know what, I just accidentally bought a copy of my own game, because I clicked the button and it automatically charged my credit card. Wtf Apple! Not that I mind though, since it's WORTH IT. AMIRITE.
Special thanks to this guy for making all of this happen. Read more at VegOrMeat.com